Ladies, don't you just hate it when your father-in-law "accidentally" reads one of your husband's texts? Here's my cringeworthy story of the day:
So, I ran into my sweet friend, Wendy at Ned's while picking up some subs for the kids lunches today. She had gotten a new car, an Audi Q7. I've been hounding Tommy for one for the last 2 years, but apparently it can't pull a boat, so I'm a little S.O.L. However, I find a little ironic that my "Black Lavender" can't seem to pull our boat either. Apparently she's all bark and no bite. Now, I know you're thinking, what does this have to do with anything? Sit tight. Here is my texting convo with Tommy:
Me: Wendy J. pulled up in a new Q7. Booger!
Tommy: Ohhh well.
Me: I know.
Tommy: You will just have to get the Panamera. (which just so happens to be my dream car).
Me: I just got horny.
Tommy: (I'm not typing what he called me, but let's just say it starts with an H and rhymes with "Cooker.")
Me: You know it!
Tommy: That's an understatement.
Now, on to the good part...
So, Tommy met his dad for lunch today, and I guess while Tommy was in the little boys room, his phone started ringing. Now, my super politico father-in-law has never been electronic savvy, so he was trying to answer Tommy's phone, but somehow stumbled upon his texts instead. When Tommy sat down at the table, he told him his phone rang and couldn't figure out how to answer it, but...
"Apparently, Leigh's horny."
Booger.
But seriously, wouldn't this car make you just a teensy bit horny??
